Thursday, 22 November 2007

The WORK virus...

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called the Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else, via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it; the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.

Thursday, 08 November 2007

Arabella Inaugurated

It is our family's desire to establish the Arabella brand by giving our customers the very best quality at the very best price possible. But just good quality is not enough - we want our customers to have a special experience when drinking Arabella wines.

We would like to see pictures of you on our blog having that special experience, with a bottle of Arabella in hand. Please do not forget to include a description of where you are with Arabella. For example, you pictured with a bottle of Arabella in front of the Eiffel Tower, on top of Table Mountain etc. Please email your picture and a description to nicky@arabellawines.com.

Every month we will invite you to vote for the best picture on our blog. The winner will receive 4 cases x 6 of Arabella, wherever you are in the world!

And if you can’t find a bottle of Arabella ask your local to order some or ask us where you can get your hands on some.

We are looking forward to seeing you pictured with Arabella around the world!

Stephen, Jamie & Nicky.